Sovande man med hybris

Elias tipsade mig om en skitrolig blogg: En kvinna som skriver om sin sömntalande man.

Några meningar han har sagt i sömnen:

"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."

"Well that's just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddamnit."

"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."

"Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else."

"Avocados? You can shove them up your ass as well."

"Yeah, falling in love is WONDERFUL. Especially when it's with me."


HAHAHAHA!

En självgod jävel med en helt otrolig fantasi.

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